Live To be 130
An attorney died and went to heaven.As he approahed the pearly gates, he noticed an orchestra playing and thousands of angels cheering. St. peter himself rushed over to shake the lawyer’s hand.
“This is quite a reception,” marveled the new arrival.
“You’re very special,” St. Peter explained. “We’ve never had anyone live to be 130 before.”
The attorney was puzzled. “But I’m only 65.” St.Peter thought for a moment.
“Oh, he said.” We must have added up your billing hours.”
活到130岁
一位律师死后上了天堂，当他到达珍珠门时，他注意到一支乐队在演奏，成千上万的天使在吹呼。圣彼得冲过来握着他的手。
“欢迎仪式太隆重了。”新来的人惊讶地说。
“你十分特别，‘圣彼得解释说，”我们以前从来没见过活到130岁的人。“
律师困惑极了：“可我只有65岁。“圣彼得想了一会儿。
“哦，“他说‘我们一定是按你的账单上的小时计算的。”
